from Worn to the Weft

What’s it like living next door to the most popular mister?

He’s got a voice like a trumpet
& a wrist watch that sings
& you aint ever gonna need nothin
after them promises he brings.

He’s got a thirteen part greeting
& a sixty watt chain
& he sleeps with his eyes
beneath cucumber rings.

Dont tell me.
What’s it like living next door to the most popular mister?

He’s got the hands of a damsel
& the stress of king
He’s in charge of a whole fleet
of employees

He’s got the bite of grizzly
but the stomach of a beak
& he’ll wash you up with hopes and dreams
just to get you through the week.

Don’t tell me.
What’s it like living next door to the most popular mister?